What ancient land is known as the "Cradle of Moose Civilization"?

MOOSOPOTAMIA

Why was the northern moose so wary of getting anywhere near the Mason-Dixon Line?

HE DIDN'T WANT TO RISK GETTING HOOF-IN-SOUTH DISEASE.

Which Russian moose siblings were always searching for the meaning of life but also never missed a chance to do a Cossack folk dance?

THE BROTHERS KARAMOOSOV

What blurry moose-like creature has terrorized the good people of the Pacific Northwest for decades?

MOOSQUATCH

Even though many Americans consider his shtick quite annoying, this moose is one of the most beloved French entertainers of all time. Who is he?

MARCEL MOOSEAU

What moose sex bomb won James Bond's heart over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again?

OCTOMOOSEY