Which medical specialist do moose prefer to visit if they don't feel so good?

A DEERMATOLOGIST

Which moose never had a chance because of his abnormal brain? (And no, the answer is NOT "all moose.")

FRANKENMOOSE

What did the little moose say when his dad told him he weighed over 1000 pounds?

What hunka hunka burnin' moose was one of the first rock 'n' rollers?

ELVIS MOOSLEY

Why are moose rarely invited to give speeches to conventions and other meetings?

THEY TEND TO MOOSE PRONOUNCE ALL THEIR WORDS.

What was the arrogant little moose's reaction to the news that an eagle had been seen in the vicinity?