Post #171 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping middle school blogger– (Okay, I know what you’re thinking: “Did that guy get his face at a yard sale?” But this picture is exaggerated. It took me over five minutes to get this mad. When I’m not mad, which is at least 20 minutes … Continue reading CRANKENFUSS IS B-A-C-K (and he’s gonna point out some “alternative facts” on the Brian Williams Show at MSNBC)
Okay, readers. Here’s another contribution from me for the Freaky Dude Books blog. This one has a bad word or two in it, so all you small children who frequent this site, be aware that your minds get get warped a little. But it’s about Presidential politics, so why would you even be looking at it. … Continue reading A Poem about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
Okay, dudes. It’s time for me (Daniel Berenson) to put up a post instead of Dr. Crankenfuss getting his usual turn. But don’t be concerned about the good doctor. He’ll be fine and he’s almost ready with his next entry. In the meantime, here is some sage advice for many of you adults: something that should … Continue reading Having Trouble Reaching your 10,000 Step Fitbit Goal? Here Are Some Handy Substitute Activities
Post #170 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping middle school blogger– Okay, I was finally ready. For what? To go through one of the great rituals of becoming a man, that’s what! I know I may be a bit young for my first shave, but hey I’m pretty sure I saw some … Continue reading If it’s your life you wanna save/ Be very careful with your first shave!
Post #169 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping middle school blogger– Okay, we’re at the local Costco, okay. Great store overall! Where else can I buy a like a 60-pound bag of chocolate bars for the price of a 3-pound bag in a regular grocery store? And their $5 roasted-on-a-spit chickens are … Continue reading Wanna do damage to your heart?/ Get in a line at Costco with three things in your cart.