Here they are:
1. c
2. b
3. b
4. b
So, you know how they always say kids don’t learn anything at school? How back in the old days, people were so smart and now we’re all lazy bums? Well, how’d all you grownups do on a 4th grade test from nowadays? Not so great, I bet.
Here’s my guesstimate as to what your results mean:
If you got all of them right, you’re really good at fourth grade math. Maybe you could be ready for fifth or even sixth grade math. Of course that means you might be in my class and have to compete with me. You got it in you, bro’?
Three right? Pretty good. Maybe you’d be getting a B in your 4th grade class. Maybe you’d be bringing home a star in math to show your momma.
Only two right? That’s a 50%. (You did figure that one out, right?) Uh, isn’t that an F?
One right? Hey, a chicken could get one right if you could train her to fill in those little circles. ‘Cause one out of four is the same as anyone could get by guessing on all of them.
None right? Maybe it’s time for you to send some letters to some 4th graders to thank them for doing the work you don’t have a clue about. And maybe to give all your money to the kids in school working so hard. We could use it, you know.
So thanks for doing the test and be sure to pass it along. And for all the students reading this, thanks for all your hard work and your suffering in schools everywhere. I feel for you dudes.
From your Dude with the ‘Tude,
the Teller of Truths,
Dr. Crankenfuss
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Eaaaassssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and i’m in 4th grade so make the problems harder.
Well, gooooooooooooooooooooooooood for you! I bet most 4th graders in this country wouldn’t have done as well as you, so be proud of yourself. In fact, why don’t you do that? Give out the questions to your classmates and see how they did. I bet you they didn’t do as well as you. (Unless you’re in one of those all-genius schools, but I wouldn’t know anything about those, would I?)
Easy I’m in fourth grade and got em right I need harder gust ions to do in school can you please give some hard questions😅
Hey, that’s awesome. I’ll try to come up with some harder ones, but first I gotta get smarter.
Easy
Good job, ??? Sorry it took so long to answer back.
Boy really do harder questions anyways I got two but still who cares!
Well, I’ve had some people ask for more, but I have to get a hold of some 4th grade math books first. I’ll see what I can do. (I don’t really know any 4th graders very well.)
Easiest thing ive ever done, seriously.
EASYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I CANT BELIVE THIS IS FOURTH GRADE!
Well, glad they were so EEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSYYYYYY for you. But I “BELIVE” you might need some work on your 4th grade spelling. (Ahhh, I know you forgot to proofread carefully. I do the same thing all the time.)
1 wrong but I think I understand why I got it wrong
Thanks for trying it out, Loretta. I’ll try to come up with some more soon. (I keep saying that to people. Now it’s time for me to do it.)