First E-Book Now Available!

This Freaky Dude is s-o-o-o-o excited.

Why? ’Cause he has the very first copy of

STORIES GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SICK

That’s why. (And he may look happy now, but just you wait, dude. Your sickness is soon to come.)

And you can get just as freaked out as he’ll be. “How? How?” you’re asking desperately. Well, STORIES GUARANTEED will be available by the end of the week at Amazon.com, the ITunes Bookstore, Barnes & Noble, on any phone or computer with an e-reader app, just about anywhere and everywhere!

So what can you expect for your $2.99, which is, BTW, less than the price of a Big Mac with tax? “Why would I put tacks in my Big Mac?” you exclaim in horror.

Anyway, back to what you can expect from STORIES GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SICK

1. To be shocked.

2. To be sickened (at least a little).

3. To be challenged.

4. That most teachers will want to have nothing to do with this book. A few will, but most will be afraid that kids really WILL get sick when they read it (or get really scared) and then they’ll will end up on national TV with dozens of reporters demanding to know how they could subject kids to so much fun in their classroom.

5. To be entertained by all the extra stuff we’re giving away at this site. Yeah, yeah, comprehension worksheets sound like they’d be boring, but these have questions like:
Who shows the most common sense in the story?
A. Buck
B. Uncle Billy
C. the rock

And the answer, of course, is no contest. It’s C.