Here they are:
1. c
2. b
3. a
4. c
5. b

So, how’d you do?

Here’s my guess as to what your results mean:
If you got all of them right, you’re good at sixth grade Algebra.
Four right? Not too bad. Probably better than a lot of people.
You got three right? Not so hot. Back to the sixth grade for you.
Two right? Hey, you could have gotten one right just by guessing (probably), so that is BAD!
One right? This would be below chance. Daniel’s dog Lance could get this many right if he had him bark once for A, twice for B, and so on.
None right? That’s probably okay, because there’s no way you could read this. Dude, it’s almost impossible to miss all of them. But hey, it’s not everyone who can do the impossible.

So, dear friends, be on the lookout for more brain killers from yours truly,
The Dude with the ‘Tude,
Dr. Crankenfuss