Post #135 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger – Everybody knows what it’s like to be watching TV and a public emergency announcement comes on. You’re in the middle of your show and you hear a grating BEEP–BEEP–BEEP (like sandpaper against your eardrums) and a red scroll goes across the top … Continue reading WHY DO EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENTS ON TV HAVE TO SOUND SO BAD?
Post #134 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger – Oh, it’s NCAA Tournament Time and the Doctor has filled out his brackets. I’m gonna win that Warren Buffet guy’s $1 BILLION, I just know it. Ah, who am I kidding? ESPN’s been doing this contest for like 15 years and no … Continue reading A Rule Change Is Needed; There Is No Doubt./ Basketball Players Should Never Foul Out!
Post #133 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger – It’s coming to that time of year when we’ll have to do all those multiple choice End-of-Grade tests. Not that I mind them that much since I usually do pretty well on them. But that doesn’t mean I have to think they’re … Continue reading Multiple Choice Tests are Dumb, Dumb, Dumb!
Post #132 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger – This won’t be one of my usual trying-to-be-funny posts. It will be one of my this-is-so-logical-I-will-change-your-mind posts. It’s about the Winter Olympics, which I’ve been watching. Not all the time. I don’t care that much about the curling (huh??) or the ice … Continue reading THE WAY THEY SHOW THE OLYMPIC MEDAL STANDINGS IS WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!
“Humor” Post #131 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger – Woo-hoo! MY NEW BOOK IS OUT! I believe it’s the only joke book written by a kid for other kids. Think about that, would you. Can you think of any other book like that? I didn’t think so. (But if you … Continue reading Never, Ever Done Before! A Humor Book by a Kid for Kids!!