Yo, peeps,
It’s the good Dr. Crankenfuss here. But today I’m here to give the top part of this page to Daniel — That would be Daniel Berenson, the guy who started Freaky Dude Books — so he can show the Weekend Writing Warriors a piece of his mind, I mean work.  Here, according to him, is the first few lines of the first book he ever wrote. That would be a very long time ago. It’s not published yet, but that will change, if you can believe him.

My name is Willie and I want to be famous. Really famous. Big-time famous. That’s my goal. Get my name in the papers, online, TV, have people ask for my autograph, or ask me to pose with them so they could prove to their friends they’d really met me. Someone might ask me to sign my name on their arm with a marker and then they wouldn’t wash it for like ten years. When I made an appearance, paparazzi would stampede like those crazy bulls in Spain to get my picture. But I’d be safe cause one “stop it” motion from me and they’d get all quiet and obedient like they were in church.

Whatchall think? Not too upchucky, is it? Anyway, now it’s my turn, but I’m still gonna talk about Daniel.

Humor Big News Post from the world’s Awesomest & Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School and YA Blog –

BIG NEWS FROM FREAKY DUDE BOOKS LAND:
Daniel has just put out another book! It’s called LOVE THUG and it tells what happens when this honor student type kid tries to go gangsta to win this girl away from her punk jivin’ boyfriend. I don’t know about this. I mean that’s quite a morph for anybody. I gotta admit, it’s for a good cause. This girl is supposed to be like scaldin’ hot. But then again, won’t her main dawg be kinda hot when he finds out?

Well, for you to find out, go check out the book at Amazon. Here’s the
link.

This is Daniel’s fifth book and he’s already working on his next one. He’s hoping it’ll come out this summer. It’ll be the last 150 pages of those lines at the top of the page.

Talk to you soon.

Oh, yeah. ‘Grats, Daniel.

From Your Dude with the ‘Tude,
Dr. Crankenfuss