Post #94 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) –

This is MY FEBRUARY 18th POST. IT HAS THE TWO SIMPLE RULES YOU NEED TO FOLLOW TO MAYBE WIN A FREE FREAKY DUDE BOOK.
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Hello. Dr. C here.I hope this will be totally on topic. (That will be a new one for me.)

Daniel is giving away 100 books for free but he doesn’t want to just give them to just anybody. He says he wants to give them to people who really want them. So here’s a system I came up with. It has two steps. Follow them and you have a good chance to win.

1) First check out Daniel and Maureen’s newest dance video on YouTube. I said I’d stay on topic but this dance is even sillier than their first one. Go to the end and write down what Daniel says about the dance. He put it in one word. That word is great, good, okay, or awful. Just tell us what he said. That’s question #1.

2) There’s just one more thing to answer. Go to the Freaky Dude books page and figure out which book you want to ask for. You can click on each cover for a big preview of the book. But I told Daniel a bunch of people would just pick one without even looking at them, so I’m giving you one easy-peezy question to answer for the book you want. You get that one question right, you have a very solid chance to win.
**If you want a Moose Joke Book, tell us the name of the moose doctor?
**If you want Firebug, tell us what humiliating thing happens to Bobby on his first day at school.
**If you want Stories Guaranteed to Make you Sick, tell us who is the most dangerous bug. (Hint: he has a short name.)

Now you’ve got all you need to win. Go to the ”Contact Us” Page and tell us your two answers: 1) Daniel’s video comment and 2) your book answer. (You can add any of your own comments if you want.) Then give us the email address where we’ll have Amazon send your free digital book if you win. (IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: We will never send you spam or newsletters. We will never sell or give away your email address to anyone. We will only use it to tell you that you won and ask you to confirm that you want the book. Also please put the word at instead of the @ in your email address so it will be more secure.)

The winners will be the first person to follow these rules, the fifth person, the ninth, and so on. Every fourth correct entry till all 100 books are gone. (We hope this will keep someone from flooding us with emails to get all the books. Your extra comments in your entry might help us decide who’s legit.)

Good luck! We hope you win.

From Your Dude with the ‘Tude,
Dr. Crankenfuss

P.S. How’d I do about staying on topic?