Post #168 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping middle school blogger– Okay, I’m still a bit steamed from looking over a bunch of nursery rhymes that somehow have been around for hundreds of years and no one has the guts to say, “These things are kind of stupid, don’t you think?” Well … Continue reading Dr. Crankenfuss fixes one of the most famous nursery rhymes in the world
Post #167 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping middle school blogger– “There still has to be someone to stand up to the stupid stuff and people in the world, doesn’t there?” Yep, that’s a quote straight from my last post and once again, it didn’t take me long to find something that needs … Continue reading A nursery rhyme so bad, it can kill you!
Post #166 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping middle school blogger– So it’s the new year and my New Year’s Resolution is not to be so geeky, ya know, like where I’m smart, but too shy so I don’t get any rewards for my good qualities. Believe it or not, I’m really … Continue reading My New Year’s Resolution: If I Can Do It, It Will Change my Life
Post #165 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping middle school blogger– It’s a couple days after Christmas and I know where Santa is right now. He’s taking a cold shower to try to get rid of all the sweat he worked up over Christmas. Imagine lugging all those toys through that heat … Continue reading Six Amazing Facts You Probably Didn’t Know
Post #164 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping middle school blogger– It’s the day before Christmas and I know where Santa is right now. He’s looking through his closet for a short sleeve shirt and some comfortable shorts. You know what I mean if you live on the east coast. Here in … Continue reading Global warming’s here; Better beware!/ Don’t believe me? Ask this polar bear!