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Do you want your country to be world’s Olympic champion? Then learn how to row, shoot, and judo chop.

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Humor Post #71 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – As I was saying… uh, yeah, it was about all those puddle-headed Olympic sports we have to suffer through in the next two weeks. First, let it not be said that Crankenfuss doesn’t appreciate the Olympics. … Continue reading Do you want your country to be world’s Olympic champion? Then learn how to row, shoot, and judo chop. →

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The Olympics are very cool. Except for when they make horses wear dresses.

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Humor Post #70 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – All, right, it’s Olympic time. Crankenfuss likes the Olympics. Sports and lots of them, lots of good stories about the athletes, and you even learn some history about jolly ol’ England. I like to swim and … Continue reading The Olympics are very cool. Except for when they make horses wear dresses. →

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You want to go on a plane trip? Fine, you can have the one I just suffered through.

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Humor Post #69 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Yeah, yeah, I know it’s been way too long since I posted last, but it’s not my fault, really it’s not. Daniel hasn’t put up anything I’ve sent him because he says he’s too busy writing … Continue reading You want to go on a plane trip? Fine, you can have the one I just suffered through. →

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What’s wrong with football, baseball, and soccer? How about their names?

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Humor Post #68 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Anyone catch any of the NBA playoffs? Pretty awesome stuff. Those guys can do stuff on their own that the rest of us would need pulleys, ropes, wires, and green screens to bring off. But I … Continue reading What’s wrong with football, baseball, and soccer? How about their names? →

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You Always Hurt the One You Love. Just look what this guy did to Tiger Woods.

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Humor Post #67 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Please everyone, before we start… Go check out the menu above for this site. See the link just after “Home”? What a thing of beauty that is, don’t you think? Dr. Crankenfuss’s Blog. Makes you appreciate … Continue reading You Always Hurt the One You Love. Just look what this guy did to Tiger Woods. →