You Like Moose? Then You’ll L-o-v-e Moose Hockey

Humor Post #59 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – It’s not every day I get to be a part of history. Well, actually it’s not any day I get to do that. But today is different. Today is the day Daniel has asked me to … Continue reading You Like Moose? Then You’ll L-o-v-e Moose Hockey

$80 million for The Scream? Makes me wanna scream, all right!

Humor Post #58 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Yesterday I was in the car attached to my IPod as usual when I somehow heard this news on the radio that made me sit up straight. (Not the easiest thing to do in our car.) … Continue reading $80 million for The Scream? Makes me wanna scream, all right!

When is a foot not a foot? When it’s YOUR foot, that’s when.

Humor Post #57 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – We’ve been doing all this measuring at school in math, comparing the USA system to the metric system and stuff like that. I gotta say the metric system makes way more sense, but that’s not what … Continue reading When is a foot not a foot? When it’s YOUR foot, that’s when.

You want to see how good a reader you are? Try this test.

Humor Post #56 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – We had a great reading lesson today. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. “What?? Where’s ol’ Crankenfuss’s usual rant, his whining, his complaining, his ‘I hate everything’ way of looking at the whole world?” Well, I’ll … Continue reading You want to see how good a reader you are? Try this test.

Zombies got it bad. You gotta feel for them.

Humor Post #55 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Zombies. I gotta write about zombies. A couple days ago I mentioned them in my post about things that were sicker than a dog and I wrote, “a zombie with the flu.” Now that I’ve obssessed … Continue reading Zombies got it bad. You gotta feel for them.