You think you know Sixth Grade Vocabulary? Try these onerous examples.

Post #163 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping middle school blogger– Yo, peeps, I just wanted to put this out there. Thought you might be interested in trying the vocabulary test I had last week. Hey, it’s only sixth grade stuff. Certainly you can handle that, can’t you? You can add them in … Continue reading You think you know Sixth Grade Vocabulary? Try these onerous examples.

The best present ever: totally unique, ingenious (and maybe dangerous!)

Post #162 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping middle school blogger– You know, this is the time of the year that’s very hard for some of us. We have to come up with ideas for presents for people and it’s hard to think of something that doesn’t seem kind of “ordinary.” (And in … Continue reading The best present ever: totally unique, ingenious (and maybe dangerous!)

My new miracle pencil works! It’s a cure for those pencil-making jerks!!

Post #161 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping middle school blogger– Ya know, sometimes the best solutions are the simplest ones. And Dr. Crankenfuss can be a real “simpleton,” as you all know. But this time my simple approach is going to change the world. I’VE INVENTED THE WORLD’S NEWEST AND BEST … Continue reading My new miracle pencil works! It’s a cure for those pencil-making jerks!!

You want to create some world-class flack? Wear a cockroach on your back.

Post #160 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping middle school blogger– Yo, do I have something for you today! Are you the type — like I am — who craves attention, you know like you want people to notice you? Yeah, before I get some girl to like me, first I gotta … Continue reading You want to create some world-class flack? Wear a cockroach on your back.

SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW GRAMMAR?

Post #159 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger– Well, here’s another way to prove how smart you are. I kind of like these tests ’cause most people I know can’t get them all right and they start arguing with me about the answers. (And anyone who knows me knows I love … Continue reading SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW GRAMMAR?