THE MOOSE HAVE BEEN LOOSED!

Humor Post #82 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Somebody once said, “There is nothing new under the sun.” Well, besides the fact that this dude was wrong — hey, I just watched the Giants crush Green Bay Sunday night and that was new — … Continue reading THE MOOSE HAVE BEEN LOOSED!

Football stats are great. Except for the ones that are stupid.

Humor Post #81 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – The many millions of people (and maybe some of the non-people) who read this blog know Dr. Crankenfuss likes sports,  especially the NFL this time of year.  And what’s a better way to work off 40,000 … Continue reading Football stats are great. Except for the ones that are stupid.

Twinkies are going extinct? Oh, no! But Google Glass is even better!

Humor Post #80 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – I’ve discovered something really cool. Well, I didn’t discover it exactly. My mom showed me an article and it got me all happy and excited about the future. See, times are bad in general. There’s war … Continue reading Twinkies are going extinct? Oh, no! But Google Glass is even better!

Man dies from eating cockroaches? That’s just like Daniel’s Freaky Dude Book! Really!

Humor Post #79 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – This is a sad story I’m about to tell: A man ate too many cockroaches and worms and he died. It’s true, I swear. You can read about it right here. It happened in the last … Continue reading Man dies from eating cockroaches? That’s just like Daniel’s Freaky Dude Book! Really!

Farmer in the Dell? More like “Farmer in Hell.” Farmer eaten by his own hogs?? OMG!

Humor Post #78 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – I can get pretty negative at times. Okay, very negative. But every so often I read stuff that makes me glad I’m alive. Or at least I’m alive and not having the awful luck some people … Continue reading Farmer in the Dell? More like “Farmer in Hell.” Farmer eaten by his own hogs?? OMG!