STORIES GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SICK has arrived

Humor Post #24 from Middle School’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Yo, all you freaky dudes out there! The crank is feeling good tonight. While I’ve been munching on the chips and salsa and watching the Comedy Channel, Daniel and Maureen have been crunching their brains and whaddaya know, … Continue reading STORIES GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SICK has arrived

I’m taking a stab at a superior vocab

Humor Post #24 from Middle School’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Yay!! We’re back online. After 5 1/2 days! Thanks to Maureen, who went and found everything through the Google cache (or something like that, you’ll have to ask her), I am again free to bless the world with … Continue reading I’m taking a stab at a superior vocab

Here’s how to make some real bucks. For real!

Humor Post #22 from Middle School’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – I can’t promise you a whole lot today. As you can see from my picture, I’ll still recovering from my recent encounter with Mr. Locker, a fight which left me injured and dazed. (I guess that’s why they … Continue reading Here’s how to make some real bucks. For real!

CRACK THE CODE #1 – December 11, 2011

STANDS 0_23456789 The above number-word diagram is actually a secret code with a secret message in it. It’s not that hard to figure out, but very few people get it. Okay, we’ll make it even easier. The answer actually tells you why so few people get it. So what does this “secret code” say? Okay, … Continue reading CRACK THE CODE #1 – December 11, 2011

School lockers are dangerous, especially if you have a head

Humor Post #21 from Middle School’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – I was ready today to turn over a new page. “I’m going to be positive for once,” I said to myself. (Note: Yes, I talk to myself. But don’t you go there! I don’t do it out loud, … Continue reading School lockers are dangerous, especially if you have a head