Post #150 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger– The other day I sneezed. No, that’s not all that happened. Then my mom said, “Bless you.” (Oh, keep reading. It’s gets better than this. Not by that much, I admit, but I think it will all end up pretty interesting.) So I … Continue reading Why do we say “God bless you” when you sneeze, but not when you cough?
Post #149 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger– This is going to be one of those poetic posts, you know, where I express myself in verse. Kind of like Shakespeare but without the fame, fortune, or ability. But that never stopped me before. And the subject is like a Shakespeare tragedy. … Continue reading News is awful./ The world seems bleeped./ I’m usually cocky,/ But I’m feeling freaked.
Post #148 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger — You like how I look today? I thought so. But there’s a reason for it, and it probably saved my life. See, it was school spirit day and I bought this rainbow head wig online — my mom was so happy — … Continue reading How my Rainbow Head Kept Me from Being Dead/ P.S. VOICES’ Reviews Are Great News
Post #147 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger– Okay, today I’m gonna give you a quiz and I don’t think you’ll pass it. Ready? At school you might see some people carrying around The Hunger Games, right? Or some will have a Wimpy Kid book. (And yes, I know they’re easier.) … Continue reading Poetry schools give you ain’t no fun./Here’s the fix for everyone!
Post #146 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger– Ooh, I’m gonna get some hate on this one. That’s okay. I can take it, especially when I’m right. Now I’m not saying I want this to happen. I’m just saying that if we all use the same type of thinking that’s gone … Continue reading Ebola is not the worst/ Another germ will kill us first