Post #145 from Dr. Crankenfuss, (Usually) The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger (but not today) – This was a bad day. There’s no getting around it. It’s lucky I can barely find my head Because I need to pound it. I usually try to act all awesome and cool like I know what I’m … Continue reading Dr. Crankenfuss’s Mean, Horrible, Stupid Day
Post #144 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger – This will be a pretty short Crankenfuss post. Okay, you can stop with the cheering and let me talk. Here it is: What’s with the two-minute warning in pro football? Why do coaches and players have to be told there are two … Continue reading Something stupid we don’t need: the 2-minute warning in football
Post #143 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger – Today I have a poem for you. Some of you will probably be offended by it. Hey, I’m used to that. Lots of stuff I say gives people a headache. I exaggerated the title, of course, to get your attention. I don’t … Continue reading Who has the cutest babies? Spoiler alert: It’s not humans.
Post #142 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger – When is a board not a board? I’m serious. This isn’t a little kids’ joke that can be answered with, “When it’s floating in the water next to the boat.” No, I mean a real board, like a 2×4 that is used … Continue reading A woooden board has to lie? I ain’t lettin’ this one by.
Post #141 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger – Dudes, you ever do any cleaning in your house? Okay, what if your mom or dad makes you, you know like they say, “You should pull your weight around here, El Sloppo!” or “If you want your allowance this week, you better … Continue reading I COULD CLEAN UP MUCH FASTER WITHOUT THIS DISASTER