“BOOKS ARE EVIL. LET’S BAN BOOKS!” — a follow-up reply to my critics

Humor Post #114 from the world’s Awesomest & Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School and YA Blog – Oh, I just found out something in the last week. I kind of knew it already but now I’m sure about it. Here’s what I learned: IF YOU WANT TO GET ATTENTION, SAY SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL. What I’m talking about … Continue reading “BOOKS ARE EVIL. LET’S BAN BOOKS!” — a follow-up reply to my critics

BULLYING: THERE’S NO EASY FIX, MAYBE NO FIX AT ALL. BUT HERE’S SOME ADVICE.

Humor Post #113 from the world’s Awesomest & Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School and YA Blog – No humor today, people. I’m going to talk about a problem that bothers me a lot: bullying. It’s lucky that I’m not a big victim of bullying. Probably a matter of luck in some way. My humor and being … Continue reading BULLYING: THERE’S NO EASY FIX, MAYBE NO FIX AT ALL. BUT HERE’S SOME ADVICE.

SY PERLIS IS AN OLD DUDE WITH A KILLER ‘TUDE

Humor Post #112 from the world’s Awesomest & Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School and YA Blog – How many times have you seen some little bitty old person driving a car, the kind where you can hardly see their head, and you made some mean comment about it? How many times have you thought that being … Continue reading SY PERLIS IS AN OLD DUDE WITH A KILLER ‘TUDE

IF YOU WANT TO SEE SAW AT SCHOOL, GO TO PARIS

Humor Post #111 from the world’s Awesomest & Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School and YA Blog – Yes, I know what many of you are saying. You’re saying, “Crankendoofus, if I want to see saw, I can do that in hundreds of playgrounds all over the USA.” Nice try, dudes (and dudettes)! That’s not exactly what … Continue reading IF YOU WANT TO SEE SAW AT SCHOOL, GO TO PARIS

BOOKS ARE EVIL. THEY’RE KILLING US. LET’S BAN BOOKS!

Humor Post #110 from the world’s Awesomest & Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School and YA Blog – Those of you who read me regularly — and I know there must be millions of you — know that I’m smart (like DUH!) but that I also don’t think kids should have books at school. Oh, sure, they … Continue reading BOOKS ARE EVIL. THEY’RE KILLING US. LET’S BAN BOOKS!