The post office won’t give a kid a 6″ piece of tape for his package. What’s with that?

Humor Post #77 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Last post I had something nice to say. For once. I said I liked my mailman even though I thought his job wasn’t long for this world. Well, I changed my mind. That’s what I get … Continue reading The post office won’t give a kid a 6″ piece of tape for his package. What’s with that?

I feel bad for my mailman (and for my mom’s bank teller)

Humor Post #76 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – I like my mailman. He’s a nice guy. He always has a smile and a friendly hello for me when I happen to be walking my dog (which isn’t nearly often enough, my mom keeps telling … Continue reading I feel bad for my mailman (and for my mom’s bank teller)

These stupid quotes will make you feel like you’re a genius!

Humor Post #75 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Crankenfuss is CRANKY, people. He can’t think o’ nuttin’ to complain about today. What the heck is the world coming to? Well, actually I could, but I don’t wanna. I think I’ll be positive for a … Continue reading These stupid quotes will make you feel like you’re a genius!

Baseball Managers Fake It Almost As Much As Pro Wrestlers

Humor Post #73 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – I was watching ESPN’s Sports Center the other night and they had this great video collection of baseball managers blowing up at umpires. There were a lot of red-faced conniptions going on, but some took it … Continue reading Baseball Managers Fake It Almost As Much As Pro Wrestlers

You want better Olympic events? Let’s start with tug-of-war, then move on to hip hop dancing.

Humor Post #72 from the world’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Just a few thoughts today on what I think should replace some of the silly sports in the Olympics that few of us care about. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just have a … Continue reading You want better Olympic events? Let’s start with tug-of-war, then move on to hip hop dancing.