Daniel uses a four-letter word on the Freaky Dude Books site — DIET

Confession from the guy who brings you most of the junk at Freaky Dude Books (except the art and animations that come from Maureen, but we all know her stuff doesn’t hold a candle to Daniel’s genius writing)– So here’s the confession. I’m going on a diet. Again. Now this site is supposed to be … Continue reading Daniel uses a four-letter word on the Freaky Dude Books site — DIET

Don’t you go calling me a caffeine head! I’m just getting smarter, that’s all!

Humor Post #32 from Middle School’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Some people might call me a little hyper. Those people would be right. But I don’t like to call it hyper. I call it “focused.” I mean, my brain zeros in one something and doesn’t let go, like … Continue reading Don’t you go calling me a caffeine head! I’m just getting smarter, that’s all!

Let’s all be like Leonardo DiCaprio

Humor Post #31 from Middle School’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Sometimes I like to watch these old black-and-white crime movies where the bad guy points a gun at somebody and says something like, “Touch my dame, ya’ big lug, and I’ll pump you full of lead.” And most … Continue reading Let’s all be like Leonardo DiCaprio

I’m tired of tired sports clichés

Humor Post #30 from Middle School’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Okay, I have a confession. One that I’m proud of. I like sports. Especially football. But I get kind of annoyed at some of the people who do the play-by-play announcing on TV and — I hate to … Continue reading I’m tired of tired sports clichés

A New & Improved Crankenfuss? NOT!!

Humor Post #29 from Middle School’s Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Blog (and probably the awesomest YA blog too) – Well, not to sound like all those Twitterheads who let everyone know what they’re having for lunch or whether they need to go to the bathroom, Dr. Crankenfuss was in the grocery store yesterday. And Crankenfuss discovered something … Continue reading A New & Improved Crankenfuss? NOT!!