Post #155 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger– Oh, Dr. Crankenfuss may only be in middle school, but when he speaks, scientists listen. You don’t believe me? Well, check out my blog post from February 20. In there I carefully and wisely analyzed the chances for people to get to Mars … Continue reading Scientists agree — the Crank is #1. The Mars One Mission is dead and done.
Post #154 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger– I can picture the response to the question in the title. All sorts of trolls and haters are going to accuse me of going against God or something like that. WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! Hey, I pray too. I’m just trying to figure this … Continue reading To all Sports Fans: What works better — Prayer or Superstition?
Post #153 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger– In my last post I told you that lots of people wanted to go to Mars on the Mars One project so they’d be famous and they’d be helping the world create a better future. Sounds kind of cool, doesn’t it? Well here’s … Continue reading Being famous isn’t always all it’s cracked up to be
Post #152 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger– Yeah, it’s been too long since I checked in. Issues, ya know. That’s all I want to say about that right now, but it involves issues, okay? Maybe one day I’ll talk about them. But right now I have a few things I’ve heard … Continue reading Living on Mars is the prize? What’s the point when everyone dies?
Post #151 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping blogger– Okay, the other day I wrote a post about how “outdated” the idea of saying “Bless you” might be nowadays. I also promised you a possible poem about the subject. So I finally got my scrawny butt around to writing that poem. Better … Continue reading Don’t bless me just because I sneeze/ Save it for when I really need it, please