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Between football and baseball, football’s #1 and baseball’s #8 or so.

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Humor Post #126 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping Middle School blogger – Yo, peeps. If you’re watching the baseball playoffs, you’re probably watching some great baseball. You and about fifty people around the world. Yeah, I’m exaggerizing. Millions do watch, but very few millions. Now me, I like baseball. This year … Continue reading Between football and baseball, football’s #1 and baseball’s #8 or so. →

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My first video’s online/ And I have to admit it’s mighty fine

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Humor Post #125 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping Middle School blogger – Hello to all from your new rap star Dr. Crankenfuss. Yep, that’s right. I have a new rap video online at YouTube at this page. The rap is around two minutes long and there’s under 150 words in all … Continue reading My first video’s online/ And I have to admit it’s mighty fine →

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Think you can do 4th grade Math? Think again. Try these!

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Humor Post #124 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping Middle School blogger – Okay, first things first. My Dr. Crankenfuss Puppet Video is almost finished and will come out soon. It is very cool. Promise!! And soon DOES mean soon. So keep checking back. After all, there’s nowhere else in the world … Continue reading Think you can do 4th grade Math? Think again. Try these! →

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The Crankenfuss Puppet Has Arrived/ In 3 Weeks You’ll See Him Live

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Humor Post #123 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping Middle School blogger – Hooray! Daniel’s ordered a puppet that I get to manipulate as I do some of my raps. How cool is that? As some of you know, we posted puppet raps for two of Daniel’s books. Here’s the one for … Continue reading The Crankenfuss Puppet Has Arrived/ In 3 Weeks You’ll See Him Live →

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Want to Get Rich/ Without a Glitch?/ It’s a Matter of Which/ Wagon to Hitch

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Humor Post #122 from Dr. Crankenfuss, The World’s Awesomest Raving and Rapping Middle School blogger – Today I’m not going to be honest! Yeah, you heard me. Mr. Straight Talker is going crooked. Here’s why. I was thinking of some clever way to tell people how to get rich and put it in one of … Continue reading Want to Get Rich/ Without a Glitch?/ It’s a Matter of Which/ Wagon to Hitch →