What’s with the way we use forks and knives at the table? IT’S CRA-A-Z-Z-Y!

Humor Post #109 from the world’s Awesomest & Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School and YA Blog – Boy, do I have something amazingly important for you today. Okay, maybe it’s not that great, but it’s still pretty weird and weird is always good, especially when Dr. Crankenfuss explains how weirdly we live our lives. “Oh, shut … Continue reading What’s with the way we use forks and knives at the table? IT’S CRA-A-Z-Z-Y!

Since when is your finger considered a private part?

Humor Post #108 from the world’s Awesomest & Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School and YA Blog – I got quite a chortle the other night when I was watching ESPN’s NBA playoff coverage. See, there was this game between the Miami Heat and the Chicago Bulls a few nights before. They were playing in Miami and … Continue reading Since when is your finger considered a private part?

I JUST BOUGHT A NEW COMPUTER FOR A DOLLAR!

Humor Post #107 from the world’s Awesomest & Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School and YA Blog – It’s time for Dr. Crankenfuss to get all happy again. Yeah, I know that might make you sick, but I just found out something yesterday that blows my mind. See, I bought this computer for one whole dollar. It’s … Continue reading I JUST BOUGHT A NEW COMPUTER FOR A DOLLAR!

CRANKENFUSS’S GOT A WARNING AND IT’S ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING

Humor Post #106 from the world’s Awesomest & Crankiest Curmudgeon’s Middle School and YA Blog – Okay, it’s been maybe a couple weeks since I gave y’all one of my die-no-might poems. Many of you know — and the rest of the world should know — that I’m pretty decent when it comes to puttin’ … Continue reading CRANKENFUSS’S GOT A WARNING AND IT’S ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING

An Incredibly Intense Passage

Daniel Berenson here. If you’re looking for Dr. Crankenfuss, I’ve taken the liberty of moving him down the page today because it’s time for this week’s Sunday Snippet for Weekend Writing Warriors. Be sure to visit the Warrior site and look through all the contributions there. Some interesting stuff, to be sure. The passage that … Continue reading An Incredibly Intense Passage